1) go outside
2) find pigeon
3) grab
4) congratulation
I have spent the last three days writing an essay for my best friend about why I love Beth Greene (of TWD) with episode-by-episode examples and analyses. I am so tired
SO I ESSENTIALLY JUST ASKED HER WHETHER SHE WAS STRAIGHT (AFTER NINE YEARS OF WONDERING) ADN I AM SO NERVOUS
sometimes I get worried thinking about the sun turning into a black hole disaster but then I remember she been keeping us warm 4 so long she must be so tired and I’m being selfish. I’ll support her even in her supernova phase.It’s chill
Holidays are no bueno. I kinda just want to drink and watch Harry Potter until they’re over
Having spent my life playing video games, the solution is quiet clear: you shoot the hanging lamp to knock it towards you, reach dangerously off the ledge to grab it, and use it to swing across the gap. Or you grapple over with a grappling hook.
Problem solved.
For the Very Important Parkour guests
i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.
when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.
maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.
is that magic??
honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.
My ankles never twist. I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away. I pulled my shoe on and kept running.
I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button. I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break. My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots. I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.
Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have. Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.
this is the cutest post i have ever read…